Mohammed Mo’ Problems

I wish to apologize. I’m sorry cats. I’m sorry muslims. I’m sorry to everyone who has been killed by a suicide bomber. I’m sorry to anyone who knows someone who was killed by a suicide bomber. I’m sorry Halloween. I’m sorry Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Israel, and Syria. I’m sorry to all the countries I didn’t list. I’m sorry humans. I’m sorry that this is so offensive. I’m sorry I find it so hilarious. I’m just so sorry.
I also wish it to be known that this is not my cat and I am not responsible for this. But someone out there is…

Where the hell did you find this? -Elly
Dredged from the depths of the internet by The Stranger.